CPJ

"I have a question."

What is your question?... I'll wait for your next submission where you tell me your question.

Big Chungus

"O curious being, draped in the hue of emerald twilight… pray tell, by what ancient sorcery dost thou shimmer so verdantly? Hast thou bathed in the алхymic pools of forgotten forests, where moss whispers secrets to the wind? Or perhaps a spell, miscast under a crooked moon, hath stained thy mortal form with nature’s own pigment? Speak, I beseech thee—what arcane tale lies behind thy greenness?"

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CPJ

"so theoretically if the sun was blue and the moon was red and the atoms were planets and photosynthesis happened in the brain and there was a spaceship that landed onto the earth and markiplier was actually mark rober and movies were actually nonfiction and you were blue and red was yellow and orange was brown and purple was black would the hypothesis and hypotenuse of the triangle was 57827 and life was life and gta 14 released on the playstation 4024 and the sky was purple- i mean black, would the una really be a green man or would he turn into a circle and roll away down a hill into a river where lava flows and water is actually oil and the united states took all the water oil and then there was something called a hpaloringal that was a new animal species that lived in lava would it swim in that river or would the river swim in it? basically if birds were government drones byut the government was ai then what would the roadway on the stars cloth but maybe somewhere painting orange orange and what and who where and why and when, then how? if theoretically the sun cat trouble worry not though however looking very sidewalk until weather. anyway, how are you?"

I'm good, thank you for asking. Please do not do that again, you're flooding the textbox.

NOTcluelessviki

"if i were to maul you, how do you think you would taste like?"

I'd like to see you try. There are extremely radioactive materials in me that are kept contained by my body, so if you maul me, you're gonna meet your maker through the Cherenkov Radiaton!

some blue fox thing

"r u truly green? 🤔"

Yes, I am. You Socrates wannabe.

Angeliix

"porque eres verde"

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thetreeguy

"when you sold a math problem, does your mom call you before you eat the food or after you climb a thursday morning?"

It seems you're having a stroke...

silly

"If I skinned you would you be red or is your flesh and blood a different color?"

...Should I be scared? To answer your question: In human form, my flesh and blood is green, but otherwise it's completely normal. The Doctors call it The "Aiden Suad" Syndrome.

Mateoooo

"¿Como hago una pizza?"

Te recomiendo esta receta para que hagas

not_eagle777

"if you were a dog, which breed would you want to be?"

Most likely a German Shepherd. They're both cute and threatening!

sdipohujwrt

" is yes the answer wrong but on found pages are yes?"

What? Is this question a sort of "why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" type joke?

CPJ