You know what, that's actually not a bad ideaNov 3 2024

I just woke up and started writing about this game concept I just dreamed. It was called "Samgram" and it's about you living as an ungendered unnamed kid nicknamed "Sam" and you go around your house trying to get people to help you or vent about your abusive parents. You gotta do all of that secretly while doing several tasks without them finding out. If they find out they take your phone away and lock you in your room for a long time which is practically game over.

There could be a good and bad ending I suppose but the way the dream was presented was via a video essay and right as I woke up the narrator said "but we'll be back later to discuss the endings".

The game would was styled like a PS1 game and wouldn't be necessarily "horror" but the only horrific parts would be the nightmare sequences and that the parents's faces would sometimes glitch out and be offset and that they'd be animated annoying orange style; Though a game like that could be labeled as a "Cry Of Fear" type game.

So as far as I remember, the house has yellow walls and the floors were made of wood, it's alone in the woods and there'd be an attic that's about leaving all abandoned things but where you can sometimes feel truly alone without your parents nearby, but it wouldn't be the best idea because there wouldn't be much to do other than few tasks, an attempt to escape and other stuff, but asking for help wouldn't work because you wouldn't have Wi-Fi up there.

If anyone wants to do this, feel free to do so. All I'd be asking for is credit for the concept and to please contact me to try it out. I'd be down to play a game like that.

Short Nap Mini Dream: I'm Sorry, Gray. 0ct 19 2024

I had a small nap. I usually don't make opinions on the dreams and just write them down as how I remember them but this dream was horrible. I remember I was being defamed for things that never happened by a person I used to be friends with. Everywhere I went to, or everywhere where I would use my green character, people would just boo and insult me heinous things. My friends all of a sudden cut ties with me and my family all of a sudden hated me. I just started crying in my room and all of a sudden I saw a tall figure. The figure was pitch black, made of shadows and had barely noticeable small white dots as eyes. The figure said that even though they were false, I deserved all of the hate. Maybe not for this but for many other skeletons I hid in the closet. I didn't understand what it said, but the figure was getting closer and closer to me. and all lf a sudden I disappeared, as if all of a sudden the scene changed from a dark barely lit room to an entire house. The walls were beige, the roof was red and there was a note in the middle of the light bue floor. It read "I know you're looking for me, Gray. But I can't be with you. I'm sorry you had to see me in this state. I wish you the best with your new friends. Soon we'll meet again." I was still sobbing when reading that. I got extremely angry and fristrated in between tears and yelled "YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PAINS, I HATE WHAT YOU CAUSED ME", and I heard a voice saying "Shut up, you don't understand what you did.". And all of a sudden the house started collapsing, and right before i got hit by the first debris, I woke up.

Revoke her license already Sep 11 2024

So this dream felt weird yet briefly short. I was going on the bus to school but I realized I took the wrong one, so I switched as quickly as possible. The other bus that I got on was apparently driven by Temmie Chang... I acted like normal and said Hello to her, said I was going to the school's location and then sat on one of the seats. It turns out Temmie was driving terribly to make some shortcuts to get to my destination, one particular part of the route was one long and steep slope down with many bumpers. Said part I went stupid mode, stood in the middle of the cabin and jumped at the right time to prolong my fall. Eventually we got there, and what do you know, the class got dismissed because it was a holiday... I told her that and she drove the whole bus back to my house. I went stupid mode again, and started pole dancing with one of the poles to hold on to when there are no seats available. In the middle of the dancing, an ex classmate recorded me and started laughing uncontrollably. I woke up right afterwards.

The Tall Invisible Figure Apr 20 2024 - Jun 10 2024

This will refer to a series of dreams I had with an unknown figure. Said figure was really tall, had green hair wore an aquashirt and dark aqua jeans (I think?) This figure was invisible, except for the clothing, eyes and hair which you could see. My first dream with it was that I was in a house of some sorts, the walls were beige, it had 7 windows, a front door and a red ceiling. I kept walking until for some reason the house started to fling out and the trees surrounding the home broke into pieces. I remember pushing a button on top of a tower and all of a sudden the house just started to bug out, almost as if the entire universe was a videogame and I'm experiencing a big glitch as an NPC. Eventually I pressed a button on a slide and my vision went blind... All of a sudden I was in a room with wooden walls and the floor and ceiling were of porcelain I think. This figure was sorry I found it, I have no idea why. I talked with it and it tried explaining itself. It was the responsible for all those big glitches... I tried to become friendly with it but by the time I tried to do that I had already woken up.

Another dream I had was one where I was in an empty plain, there was nothing but a small wooden house. Once I entered the house I saw there was a fireplace, a bed and a corkboard. The figure asked me what I was doing, I said I was just trying to find my way home. The figure sighed and told me not to do that again, and that it will get me back home. In the end I heard some loud noises which woke me up.

The next dream I had with it was where I was playing Novetus or some Old Roblox emulator I can't recall. I think I was playing Brickbattle Crossroads, and all of a sudden a player with no name joined. I couldn't tell they joined bc you know, the Old Roblox GUI wasn't showing anything. But I found it staying still inside the Lost Temple. All it did was stare at me, I tried talking to it, shooting it, and all it did was nothing. I ignored it and kept playing, but at one point the whole map glitched out or got unanchored, everything started to fling around, I got thrown with such force I got to into The Null Zone, and then I woke up.

My final dream with it was when I was in a facility, or office? I don't remember exactly. I was reading whatever notes some people nicknamed with numbers. The figure was in the room next to it. It apologized to me, it said it was sorry for everything it caused and will leave me alone. I tried comforting it saying it was all going to be okay, but it was no use. It left me to roam in the facility. When I found the exit to it I just felt the sunlight in my eyes and woke up.

At least there was no sleep paralysis demon May 30 2024

This is a very short dream worth a paragraph. I was getting the groceries with my dad, and we were getting the stuff in the car. Right when we were going back home I spotted a hooded mugger in a motorcycle with a gun. I told him that a mugger was heading toward us and he told me to shoot them. I told him we didn't have a gun in the car so he resorted to the next best thing: run them over. He went crazy fast on reverse and waited for them to get in front of us then slammed the accelerator to the maximum. We went so fast we crashed and the sheer intensity of the crash woke me up. But I wasn't fully awaken, I had a sleep paralysis where instead of having demons visiting me like most people have, I had the hallucination of being in a hospital, recovering from the car crash.

How do I explain this is an actual dream I had?May 9 2024

I was going to Chile to visit a relative, who lives in a tall building (said relative doesn't live in Chile). She started talking about stuff and we had a friendly convo, while me, my cousins and friends went around doing our own stuff.

I've noticed that the building had originally looked a little more modern but after we left to go to the mall, the hallways all of a sudden looked more... Old? And for some reason, one of the elevators was a bathroom... For some reason the building changed its layout? I didn't give it much importance. We went to the mall and we bought stuff, the mall looked like the average Frutiger Aero building. But things got weirder when we got back up, I didn't get to fit with the others so I went up using the bathroom elevator. When I got up there was something meant to jumpscare me like they were going to kick my balls like if it was a Japanese TV prank show of some sorts. I looked at them with a "Come on, guys, really?" And left to actually go there. Wait a second, why is the hallway as tight as before? where did the room with the prank and the cameras go? It all started to become non-euclidean.

I found a YouTube channel in my relative's laptop that showed pranks with the same efforts as Japanese TV and with a similar editing to the ones of twomad and Buur. He hasn't uploaded in a good amount of time, now has he? 5 Years ago was his latest upload. Wait a second.... Why was I in there? that prank was very recent... Digging even deeper I found out this guy lived in the exact same building she lives in.

I found a program that seemed quite glitchy with things it's like one of these children programs meant for them to learn. And looking through I don't know where, I found a suicide note, telling my relative that he's got no cure for his disease, he's speeding up the process and before he leaves he's going to give her everything she needs to acquire an Italian citizenship. This was signed by a guy named "Nil", When I typed in "Nil" in the program, a voice similar to the narrator from The Corridor (the game) started talking to me. He said that I hoped I wasn't mad for the prank, he wasn't mad I snooped around finding his stuff because it was going to happen anyway, and he preferred for me to find it rather than the police. I asked him if it was illegal or if he had bodies in the closet or something like that. He said no, but try to explain everything to a group of police officers an anomaly like this one. I asked him about the youtube channel, and he said the name of it was from before he changed his name to Nil. I asked more questions that I don't remember, then I heard my mother screaming my name telling me to wake up and i woke up. Only thing is, my mother wasn't there, I was alone in the house when I woke up.

In life you have Roblox, ants and beefMay 7 2024

It's been some time I haven't updated this, hasn't it? This dream begins with me winning in a sweepstakes an invitation to a dinner with famous celebrities in an expensive place where we would enjoy gourmet music and play golf, high society things like that. When I was playing in course 2 I got to meet DJ Khaled where we started talking about things, he was an elitist but an overall nice guy. The problem starts when his enemy, Kanye West, comes in.

Kanye started talking shit about Khaled and they both got close to each other like boxers beefing with each other to hype up their fight, the security staff came in and separated each. Khaled started recording all of this in his iPhone, while the security memeber (which I recall was a female) told him not to record any faces and that there was a $10000 fine. At some point he switches cameras and say "They're trying to stop us, the roadblocks in life. Remember that we the best, so we ain't stopping".

I was trying to pick up my phone but foe some reason it was full of ants, I didn't care and started writing everything down on Yumemo like how I'm doing now despite the many stings I got from the ants. The alarm woke me up so the dream ended quite abruptly.

I swear these politics are melting my brainNov. 17 2023

I was not expecting to have another dream so quickly but here we are. The dream begins with me at home with my cousins and some friends (for some reason one of my friend's father was Mutahar Anas from SomeOrdinaryGamers). We are just chillin and then we get a knock at the door. It seems that for some flipping reason, this Palestine military group needed to hide in our house to avoid getting caught by the Israeli militay group nearby. They didn't forge us or took us as hostages, but thy did hide and from everyone.

Once they thought they were safe they left, but once they were about thank us then leave, the Israeli group found them. We thought this was it and they were about to fight. While we decided to fucking play Hot potato while both of the groups were holding gunpoints at each other, turns out one of our friends was one of the girls from fucking あずまんが大王, and in the same fashion as what I consider to be the show, her head gets clean off. She started to panic round but it turns out when her head got decapitated it somehow ended up in the ceiling. I caught it and thought "We're about to fucking die if we don't get out of here", so I slowly left. I forgot I had her head, and she was still looking for it, but for some reason she had a new head and treated the decapitated one like a ball.

In the end, both groups left because, surprise surprise, they were NOT on a battlefield, but rather a normal neighborhood in Argentina. Before the Palestine group left they thanked us for letting them inside and gave us a bird mask, and some money...

When we got back inside, our parents were watching TV, and my dad asked me what were we doing. I said "No war will ever be as bloody and violent as the bird war that unfolded in the front lawn" then gave him the 2000 yard stare.

So this time my cellphone woke me up and let's just say that I was thinking the same thing as I'm thinking right now: "Oh hell no, not this fucking conflict. I hate talking political issues, I already talked about them 5 days ago and now my brain's escalating it even more?

Oh boy, politicsNov. 12 2023

This dream starts with me on a bus, me and my classmates were coming back from a school trip. At some point what we can call our teacher/tutor asks the driver to stop the vehicle because me and him had to do something outside I can't remember exactly. So we get some stuff and do our deeds out in the middle of nowhere in Serbia, however the bus started slowly leaving, and we started to chase it until it stopped in a mall that thankfully was close.

Inside of it, we had to get some fish or seafood to eat, since they were selling it in there. We didn't have the money, so what were we gonna do? Steal it of course! Uh oh, some tough looking fellas started to threaten him and acting as if they were gonna beat them up. He apparently had a knife in his pocket and started stabbing them all or giving thek deep cuts. And some other three filipino looking guys were wanting to kill me as well, but one of the people that wanted to kill my teacher forgot some daggers on the ground. These people that wanted to mock me had tatooed weird messages like "Kurwi" and "Ручни мајстор". They were trying to threaten me and were mocking me by singing "Dura" by Daddy Yankee, I played along and acted as svared as I could be but eventually I killed them three by giving them deep cuts. And told him to wait, so that when the police finds out they'll think it's some one else. My idea was to carve in One of the bodies a political message about the dispute of Kosovo, you can guess I wanted them to think we're from Albania. In the end we both got back into the bus with our stolen fish and I woke up.

It felt like an ARGSep. 23 2023

So I was going out of university, as if everything was normal, except that idk why or for what reason, but I remember I pissed someone off a whole lot and I remember they said they were going to beat my ass. They had the whole school movie bully anatomy: Tall, big hands and stuff, and socially feared.

I was talking with someone in a square about it and they said that they were gonna crush my skull and kill me. When they said that, I saw that they were at the other side of the square, getting ready to beat me up. I tried to leave and act cool but they started following me, as if I was delaying my beat up, so I tried to act as if I disappeared and hid, but no matter how fast I ran, time slowed down more and more and my vision got darker and darker. It started in a well known square in a part of the town I'm very familiar with, then when I tried to escape more and more the city began to shift into other different parts of it only for the final stretch which was a really steep slope. I started to fall down the slope as if time stopped completely. I then realize that this person that was going to beat me up as there, at the top of it finally realizing where I was. I then saw a shadow monster consume me and then it all faded to black, and then I woke up.

Was that Captain Tsubasa?Jul. 7 2023

Quite an interesting dream, I guess... I was in like a football field (the football, not the U.S.'s bastardization of rugby) where we had like 22 exchange students from japan, and two of them could speak decent spanish. We were playing match and those two were asking me about stuff we did in football and overal about my country. One of them explained they had a taunt they called the "モングえ" (mon-goo-ay), which I'll try to wonkily sketch out for you right now.

And when the match and football time ended, we were all ready to eat something for dinner, and we had Locro. Though, an issue we had is that someone, for some reason I don't remember, made a deal with the devil to always have food, and I guess the bad thing about the deal wasn't gluttony, but rather they'd always have their food spilled (in this case a giant bowl of Locro). The cook looked at me and said "don't worry, you're next". I waited a little bit then woke up.

Me VS. EDP445Jan. 31 2023

So in the dream I was leaving some big judicial building after some things I don't remember, then I heard a guy screaming downstairs: It was Bryant Moreland (EDP445) himself with a revolver and holding a kid hostage. I tried to act like the hero and got a gun that was conveniently lying around near the stairs he was. In there, Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie) came in (he was somewhere in the building and came mearby to help I think) and talked to him as a distraction, and it worked, he barely got out of there enough so i can shoot him in the foot. He then tried to shoot me and the bullet grazed me. I then knew I had to beat his ass manually and so I started beating him with the gun I had, we fought until he passed out before I did. Once I passed out I woke up.

I didn't know he was on Twitch.tv!Dec. 27 2022

This was possibly by far the least gruesome and most wholesome yet weird dream I had this year. So apparently I was browsing on twitch for livestreams, and I suddenly find a livestream of a user with the same name as my uncle. I had my regular username "UPNormalis" so he didn't recognize me, but he talked in the stream like he knew who I was (I mean he knows me but he didn't know I was "UPNormalis"). He was apparently playing a construction game, like Cities: Skylines or Polybridge because that's his forté, engineering. And then someone from the outside knocked the door of my bedroom and that was in the real world, so I woke up upon hearing it.

I miss him...Dec. 7 2022

It makes me sad to have this dream right before my birthday... It all begins in my house, like normal, but we get a visit from someone I wasn't expecting: My Grandfather (who's dead and lived in another town)

Me and my mother were shocked to see him, we thought he was dead... Apparently he's not dead but will be soon, and wanted to see us for one last time. We talked about stuff, about life and all and suddenly it was time for him to go. We thought we spent so little with him, but we had to say goodbye forever. My mother gave him a huge hug and dropped a few tears, while I refused to let go; I didn't want him to go... I started to cry inconsolably. I faded and woke up.

A Trip to the shitterNov. 23 2022

I was in the buffet of a cruise ship in the middle of the sea. The buffet was at the top in like floor 16 and it was a sunny day where the sky was a weirdly cyan light blue, like #00D1FF levels of light blue. In the buffet I saw Karl Urban dressed up as William Butcher (as if he were ready to shoot a The Boys scene).

Karl went in and called the elevator, saying floor 2 was "A trip to the shitter" and I hear him mutter "Alroight then, let's take a trip to the shi'er". Minutes passed yet it felt like seconds and Karl hasn't come back. I started to wonder if the man was okay or if he would end up like the average cliché shot of someone walking into a door and seconds later the same person leaving bruised (example embeded).

So I called the elevator to go to somewhere like the 6th floor, but the sign showed that there were only 2 floors available, floor 1 and floor 2 (floor 1 was the trip to the pisser and floor 2 was the trip to the shitter). The sign in the elevator said it was either "A trip to the shitter" or "A trip to the pisser". I started getting nervous and the elevator started going down. I then started panicking because of it. The elevator went down so quickly I could float in there. At least the view was beautiful, on the opposite side of the door it had a glass pannel with a gorgeous sea view.

Once it reached floor 2 and after a consequent fall because of the floating, I found out it was all just a communal bathroom like how the romans used to have. For some reason Karl wasn't there but he yelled "Oi!" and I woke up.

The pain of unlocking an alarmOct. 1 2022

The earliest thing I can remember was being at a party with people I know, James Corden, Matt Damon and some of my friends.

Then the party was over and I was walking like [DEATH NOTE SPOILER: HOVER TO REVEAL] Light Yagami was walking out bleeding like the ending of Death Note. I called my dad for him to unlock the house and he said that I had 5 seconds to disable the alarm before it went off.

The alarm was flashing (I'm not joking), the Fall Guys face in red and black. I entered the code my dad told me to do, then 5 buttons were shown: W, A, S, D and D. I pressed them according to what the alarm said. After that, the alarm said "JUMP!!!!" I got nervous and started jumping, it wasn't working until it changed for a final time and said said the secret phrase. I whispered "Boo" and instantly woke up.

Short Nap Mini Dream: Meet The SniperOct. 1 2022

This dream is super short but it was pretty much me and my classmates on some important event, and then I got shot by a sniper then woke up. If this wasn't "family unfriendly" it would probably make up for a Tomodachi Life dream. (lol imagine getting a sniper rifle out of it)

Stranded in Australia??? Sept. 17 2022

It starts with me stranded trying to find civilization with my mother, we didn't know where we were going but at some point we found other people who survived a plane crash. They told us that they were traveling from New Zealand to Singapore, so we deducted we were somewhere in Northern Australia.

From there we all tried to walk into civilization, and we found a road with some path that would surely lead us into contact again. We walked down the path and found a mine that was guarded by Blubs and Durland from Gravity Falls (for some reason, they were Staff Sergeants instead of sheriff and deputy)

They told us to stay in there until they successfully contacted someone, and that we could work in the mines if we wanted to. There was this guy who was getting tired of waiting for help, and decided to work in the mines to get minerals. They worked so well they actually managed to make a diamond horse (HOW) and then tried to leave but was forced back in. They made another horse of which was able to leave during the night.

We woke up and said the guy escaped. But then one of the diamond horses said that the guy was fooled, then the horse took off the mask and it was Sheriff Blubs, but then they took of that mask and in reality it was ENA (the Joel Guevara character) all along.

We thought that they escaped fully and left for a second to think for myself, then ENA comes in, comforts me and tells me that they knew the way out back into civilization. I said fine, so I mounted ENA like if she was a horse and went back to whichever Northern town was nearby and found some transport for the rest of the people, so we went back and got them all to ride a bus of which i was driving and then I woke up.

I'm never trusting ambient perfumes ever again Sept. 9 2022

So it started with me going to school, it was recess and I decided to go to the nearby classroom and spend it with my friends. Normal things right? Well, it was all like my actual school except for some reason it was nighttime and every student had a vintage styled nightstand lamp on their desk that they could turn on, off and dim the lights as however they please. For some reason, it was a combination of my actual school and inside those old cruise ships.

The recess bell rung, meaning I had to go back to my class, but I didn't pay much attention because I was distracted chatting, then the class's teacher came in, and for some reason the teacher was Adam Sandler, who was speaking with the same voice as his latin american spanish movie dubs. I talk to him or a little bit because I kinda knew he was an actor and then I went back to my class. There was a preceptor in taking care of us, seems like our teacher didn't come. Alright

From there, apparently someone farted and the preceptor was going to put some ambient perfume, but it was some ugly Glade knock-off because it was incredibly bad. So bad, in fact, I started coughing because of it, it was hella toxic. From there my classmates started taunting me because of it. I felt like Chuck McGill in that scene when he was trying to get the newspaper.

I tried to breathe and at some point I got a little bit of air rushing through my lung but then my classmates decided to spray me with even more of that toxic perfume. I then tried to leave the classroom because I was literally getting suffocated by it. At some point I was crawling to the closest hospital there like Smarf from Too Many Cooks trying to push the button

I really don't know if I just fell unconscious or actually died because once I did I woke up.

How to confess a murder according to my brain Sept. 5 2022

This dream was fairly odd, it should've been a nightmare, but it really wasn't, I felt rather depressed when I woke up.

It was snowing and me and my family were having a kind of feast similar to Thanksgiving. I think we celebrated something about a family member passing or having success in university or something like that; I can't exactly remember.

So I felt like schizophrenic hallucinations in there or something, or some sort of black figure was trying to kill me. And I was scared of it, I tried to stay with my family but I couldn't prove they were real to them. So to prove it I got a head camera and started recording everything I could do.

I tried to go to the bathroom, and the figures started to appear. In an effort to defend myself I got a knife and stabbed the figure like a Northern London chap greets their friends until it was on the ground dead. I then realized the figure I Stabbed was my cousin. (It wasn't even my real cousin. His brother, however, was very real and is my actual cousin.)

I somehow didn't feel remorse for it. I felt nothing, like a psychopath. I just did the only logical thing and tried to escape with the knife so I could hide it.

We had a funeral where we buried him and everyone was incredibly sad about it but me. After that I remembered that I had the head camera with proof I've done it and got to my computer to turn it into a video.

I decided to call him to show him the video itself. He was really really sad and I could sense it, and he asked me what was the matter. I told him I wanted to show him something and played the video on my TV. The video was me doing the killing in slow motion while playing some weird song, like a mashup of Mareux's The Perfect Girl and the Better Call Saul intro like this (Obviously it wasn't like this but it's the best we'll get to it unless someone manually makes a mashup). I worryingly asked him if he knew what this video was about. He said yes and started to cry. I hugged him as hard as possible trying to comfort him.

After that I woke up not only depressed but also worried about who I really am as a person: I murdered someone fictional, confessed it and I didn't feel anything. What would have happened if it was real life? Why did I think of this and sort of liked it? Am I a psychopath?

Jack the Con artist Aug. 29 2022

This dream felt like a movie, like if my brain went Hollywood mode and decided to spew out something for my consciousness to watch. Maybe it's a film idea? ©All Rights Reserved to the Idea [Una Persona Normal]® 2022 (jk)

So it's about an old person relieving their memories from when they were a con artist, like how Gene Takovic remembers Saul Goodman but way less saddening. This con artist is named Jack, no surnames no nicknames, just "Jack".

Jack scams people as a business jumping from place to place, country to country. And he was going to do a romantic con where they would make their victim fall in love with them, but they eventually fall in love too, and they have a love relationship similar to Charles Forman's "The end of the fucking world".

You know how I never explicitly say anything personal about Jack other than he's a con artist? That's because I don't know anything about Jack. At some point I remember him coming out as trans, but his gender is never revealed, and neither is the victim's, the only thing known is that they're the same gender, making it a homosexual relationship.

Jack and their victim, now couple, get married by civil process and get a honeymoon. At some time in their relationship (maybe marriage) they make a friend who was played by Johnny Knoxville with a fungus "Ochako Uraraka" blonde type of hairstyle. I didn't have much time to know their friend, because I woke up shortly after their introduction and memory about their first kiss.

This time I woke up in confusion wondering what the hell did I just dream.