I swear these politics are melting my brainNov. 17 2023

I was not expecting to have another dream so quickly but here we are. The dream begins with me at home with my cousins and some friends (for some reason one of my friend's father was Mutahar Anas from SomeOrdinaryGamers). We are just chillin and then we get a knock at the door. It seems that for some flipping reason, this Palestine military group needed to hide in our house to avoid getting caught by the Israeli militay group nearby. They didn't forge us or took us as hostages, but thy did hide and from everyone.

Once they thought they were safe they left, but once they were about thank us then leave, the Israeli group found them. We thought this was it and they were about to fight. While we decided to fucking play Hot potato while both of the groups were holding gunpoints at each other, turns out one of our friends was one of the girls from fucking あずまんが大王, and in the same fashion as what I consider to be the show, her head gets clean off. She started to panic round but it turns out when her head got decapitated it somehow ended up in the ceiling. I caught it and thought "We're about to fucking die if we don't get out of here", so I slowly left. I forgot I had her head, and she was still looking for it, but for some reason she had a new head and treated the decapitated one like a ball.

In the end, both groups left because, surprise surprise, they were NOT on a battlefield, but rather a normal neighborhood in Argentina. Before the Palestine group left they thanked us for letting them inside and gave us a bird mask, and some money...

When we got back inside, our parents were watching TV, and my dad asked me what were we doing. I said "No war will ever be as bloody and violent as the bird war that unfolded in the front lawn" then gave him the 2000 yard stare.

So this time my cellphone woke me up and let's just say that I was thinking the same thing as I'm thinking right now: "Oh hell no, not this fucking conflict. I hate talking political issues, I already talked about them 5 days ago and now my brain's escalating it even more?

Oh boy, politicsNov. 12 2023

This dream starts with me on a bus, me and my classmates were coming back from a school trip. At some point what we can call our teacher/tutor asks the driver to stop the vehicle because me and him had to do something outside I can't remember exactly. So we get some stuff and do our deeds out in the middle of nowhere in Serbia, however the bus started slowly leaving, and we started to chase it until it stopped in a mall that thankfully was close.

Inside of it, we had to get some fish or seafood to eat, since they were selling it in there. We didn't have the money, so what were we gonna do? Steal it of course! Uh oh, some tough looking fellas started to threaten him and acting as if they were gonna beat them up. He apparently had a knife in his pocket and started stabbing them all or giving thek deep cuts. And some other three filipino looking guys were wanting to kill me as well, but one of the people that wanted to kill my teacher forgot some daggers on the ground. These people that wanted to mock me had tatooed weird messages like "Kurwi" and "Ручни мајстор". They were trying to threaten me and were mocking me by singing "Dura" by Daddy Yankee, I played along and acted as svared as I could be but eventually I killed them three by giving them deep cuts. And told him to wait, so that when the police finds out they'll think it's some one else. My idea was to carve in One of the bodies a political message about the dispute of Kosovo, you can guess I wanted them to think we're from Albania. In the end we both got back into the bus with our stolen fish and I woke up.

It felt like an ARGSep. 23 2023

So I was going out of university, as if everything was normal, except that idk why or for what reason, but I remember I pissed someone off a whole lot and I remember they said they were going to beat my ass. They had the whole school movie bully anatomy: Tall, big hands and stuff, and socially feared.

I was talking with someone in a square about it and they said that they were gonna crush my skull and kill me. When they said that, I saw that they were at the other side of the square, getting ready to beat me up. I tried to leave and act cool but they started following me, as if I was delaying my beat up, so I tried to act as if I disappeared and hid, but no matter how fast I ran, time slowed down more and more and my vision got darker and darker. It started in a well known square in a part of the town I'm very familiar with, then when I tried to escape more and more the city began to shift into other different parts of it only for the final stretch which was a really steep slope. I started to fall down the slope as if time stopped completely. I then realize that this person that was going to beat me up as there, at the top of it finally realizing where I was. I then saw a shadow monster consume me and then it all faded to black, and then I woke up.

Was that Captain Tsubasa?Jul. 7 2023

Quite an interesting dream, I guess... I was in like a football field (the football, not the U.S.'s bastardization of rugby) where we had like 22 exchange students from japan, and two of them could speak decent spanish. We were playing match and those two were asking me about stuff we did in football and overal about my country. One of them explained they had a taunt they called the "モングえ" (mon-goo-ay), which I'll try to wonkily sketch out for you right now.

And when the match and football time ended, we were all ready to eat something for dinner, and we had Locro. Though, an issue we had is that someone, for some reason I don't remember, made a deal with the devil to always have food, and I guess the bad thing about the deal wasn't gluttony, but rather they'd always have their food spilled (in this case a giant bowl of Locro). The cook looked at me and said "don't worry, you're next". I waited a little bit then woke up.

Me VS. EDP445Jan. 31 2023

So in the dream I was leaving some big judicial building after some things I don't remember, then I heard a guy screaming downstairs: It was Bryant Moreland (EDP445) himself with a revolver and holding a kid hostage. I tried to act like the hero and got a gun that was conveniently lying around near the stairs he was. In there, Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie) came in (he was somewhere in the building and came mearby to help I think) and talked to him as a distraction, and it worked, he barely got out of there enough so i can shoot him in the foot. He then tried to shoot me and the bullet grazed me. I then knew I had to beat his ass manually and so I started beating him with the gun I had, we fought until he passed out before I did. Once I passed out I woke up.

I didn't know he was on Twitch.tv!Dec. 27 2022

This was possibly by far the least gruesome and most wholesome yet weird dream I had this year. So apparently I was browsing on twitch for livestreams, and I suddenly find a livestream of a user with the same name as my uncle. I had my regular username "UPNormalis" so he didn't recognize me, but he talked in the stream like he knew who I was (I mean he knows me but he didn't know I was "UPNormalis"). He was apparently playing a construction game, like Cities: Skylines or Polybridge because that's his forté, engineering. And then someone from the outside knocked the door of my bedroom and that was in the real world, so I woke up upon hearing it.

I miss him...Dec. 7 2022

It makes me sad to have this dream right before my birthday... It all begins in my house, like normal, but we get a visit from someone I wasn't expecting: My Grandfather (who's dead and lived in another town)

Me and my mother were shocked to see him, we thought he was dead... Apparently he's not dead but will be soon, and wanted to see us for one last time. We talked about stuff, about life and all and suddenly it was time for him to go. We thought we spent so little with him, but we had to say goodbye forever. My mother gave him a huge hug and dropped a few tears, while I refused to let go; I didn't want him to go... I started to cry inconsolably. I faded and woke up.

A Trip to the shitterNov. 23 2022

I was in the buffet of a cruise ship in the middle of the sea. The buffet was at the top in like floor 16 and it was a sunny day where the sky was a weirdly cyan light blue, like #00D1FF levels of light blue. In the buffet I saw Karl Urban dressed up as William Butcher (as if he were ready to shoot a The Boys scene).

Karl went in and called the elevator, saying floor 2 was "A trip to the shitter" and I hear him mutter "Alroight then, let's take a trip to the shi'er". Minutes passed yet it felt like seconds and Karl hasn't come back. I started to wonder if the man was okay or if he would end up like the average cliché shot of someone walking into a door and seconds later the same person leaving bruised (example embeded).

So I called the elevator to go to somewhere like the 6th floor, but the sign showed that there were only 2 floors available, floor 1 and floor 2 (floor 1 was the trip to the pisser and floor 2 was the trip to the shitter). The sign in the elevator said it was either "A trip to the shitter" or "A trip to the pisser". I started getting nervous and the elevator started going down. I then started panicking because of it. The elevator went down so quickly I could float in there. At least the view was beautiful, on the opposite side of the door it had a glass pannel with a gorgeous sea view.

Once it reached floor 2 and after a consequent fall because of the floating, I found out it was all just a communal bathroom like how the romans used to have. For some reason Karl wasn't there but he yelled "Oi!" and I woke up.

The pain of unlocking an alarmOct. 1 2022

The earliest thing I can remember was being at a party with people I know, James Corden, Matt Damon and some of my friends.

Then the party was over and I was walking like [DEATH NOTE SPOILER: HOVER TO REVEAL] Light Yagami was walking out bleeding like the ending of Death Note. I called my dad for him to unlock the house and he said that I had 5 seconds to disable the alarm before it went off.

The alarm was flashing (I'm not joking), the Fall Guys face in red and black. I entered the code my dad told me to do, then 5 buttons were shown: W, A, S, D and D. I pressed them according to what the alarm said. After that, the alarm said "JUMP!!!!" I got nervous and started jumping, it wasn't working until it changed for a final time and said said the secret phrase. I whispered "Boo" and instantly woke up.

Short Nap Mini Dream: Meet The SniperOct. 1 2022

This dream is super short but it was pretty much me and my classmates on some important event, and then I got shot by a sniper then woke up. If this wasn't "family unfriendly" it would probably make up for a Tomodachi Life dream. (lol imagine getting a sniper rifle out of it)

Stranded in Australia??? Sept. 17 2022

It starts with me stranded trying to find civilization with my mother, we didn't know where we were going but at some point we found other people who survived a plane crash. They told us that they were traveling from New Zealand to Singapore, so we deducted we were somewhere in Northern Australia.

From there we all tried to walk into civilization, and we found a road with some path that would surely lead us into contact again. We walked down the path and found a mine that was guarded by Blubs and Durland from Gravity Falls (for some reason, they were Staff Sergeants instead of sheriff and deputy)

They told us to stay in there until they successfully contacted someone, and that we could work in the mines if we wanted to. There was this guy who was getting tired of waiting for help, and decided to work in the mines to get minerals. They worked so well they actually managed to make a diamond horse (HOW) and then tried to leave but was forced back in. They made another horse of which was able to leave during the night.

We woke up and said the guy escaped. But then one of the diamond horses said that the guy was fooled, then the horse took off the mask and it was Sheriff Blubs, but then they took of that mask and in reality it was ENA (the Joel Guevara character) all along.

We thought that they escaped fully and left for a second to think for myself, then ENA comes in, comforts me and tells me that they knew the way out back into civilization. I said fine, so I mounted ENA like if she was a horse and went back to whichever Northern town was nearby and found some transport for the rest of the people, so we went back and got them all to ride a bus of which i was driving and then I woke up.

I'm never trusting ambient perfumes ever again Sept. 9 2022

So it started with me going to school, it was recess and I decided to go to the nearby classroom and spend it with my friends. Normal things right? Well, it was all like my actual school except for some reason it was nighttime and every student had a vintage styled nightstand lamp on their desk that they could turn on, off and dim the lights as however they please. For some reason, it was a combination of my actual school and inside those old cruise ships.

The recess bell rung, meaning I had to go back to my class, but I didn't pay much attention because I was distracted chatting, then the class's teacher came in, and for some reason the teacher was Adam Sandler, who was speaking with the same voice as his latin american spanish movie dubs. I talk to him or a little bit because I kinda knew he was an actor and then I went back to my class. There was a preceptor in taking care of us, seems like our teacher didn't come. Alright

From there, apparently someone farted and the preceptor was going to put some ambient perfume, but it was some ugly Glade knock-off because it was incredibly bad. So bad, in fact, I started coughing because of it, it was hella toxic. From there my classmates started taunting me because of it. I felt like Chuck McGill in that scene when he was trying to get the newspaper.

I tried to breathe and at some point I got a little bit of air rushing through my lung but then my classmates decided to spray me with even more of that toxic perfume. I then tried to leave the classroom because I was literally getting suffocated by it. At some point I was crawling to the closest hospital there like Smarf from Too Many Cooks trying to push the button

I really don't know if I just fell unconscious or actually died because once I did I woke up.

How to confess a murder according to my brain Sept. 5 2022

This dream was fairly odd, it should've been a nightmare, but it really wasn't, I felt rather depressed when I woke up.

It was snowing and me and my family were having a kind of feast similar to Thanksgiving. I think we celebrated something about a family member passing or having success in university or something like that; I can't exactly remember.

So I felt like schizophrenic hallucinations in there or something, or some sort of black figure was trying to kill me. And I was scared of it, I tried to stay with my family but I couldn't prove they were real to them. So to prove it I got a head camera and started recording everything I could do.

I tried to go to the bathroom, and the figures started to appear. In an effort to defend myself I got a knife and stabbed the figure like a Northern London chap greets their friends until it was on the ground dead. I then realized the figure I Stabbed was my cousin. (It wasn't even my real cousin. His brother, however, was very real and is my actual cousin.)

I somehow didn't feel remorse for it. I felt nothing, like a psychopath. I just did the only logical thing and tried to escape with the knife so I could hide it.

We had a funeral where we buried him and everyone was incredibly sad about it but me. After that I remembered that I had the head camera with proof I've done it and got to my computer to turn it into a video.

I decided to call him to show him the video itself. He was really really sad and I could sense it, and he asked me what was the matter. I told him I wanted to show him something and played the video on my TV. The video was me doing the killing in slow motion while playing some weird song, like a mashup of Mareux's The Perfect Girl and the Better Call Saul intro like this (Obviously it wasn't like this but it's the best we'll get to it unless someone manually makes a mashup). I worryingly asked him if he knew what this video was about. He said yes and started to cry. I hugged him as hard as possible trying to comfort him.

After that I woke up not only depressed but also worried about who I really am as a person: I murdered someone fictional, confessed it and I didn't feel anything. What would have happened if it was real life? Why did I think of this and sort of liked it? Am I a psychopath?

Jack the Con artist Aug. 29 2022

This dream felt like a movie, like if my brain went Hollywood mode and decided to spew out something for my consciousness to watch. Maybe it's a film idea? ©All Rights Reserved to the Idea [Una Persona Normal]® 2022 (jk)

So it's about an old person relieving their memories from when they were a con artist, like how Gene Takovic remembers Saul Goodman but way less saddening. This con artist is named Jack, no surnames no nicknames, just "Jack".

Jack scams people as a business jumping from place to place, country to country. And he was going to do a romantic con where they would make their victim fall in love with them, but they eventually fall in love too, and they have a love relationship similar to Charles Forman's "The end of the fucking world".

You know how I never explicitly say anything personal about Jack other than he's a con artist? That's because I don't know anything about Jack. At some point I remember him coming out as trans, but his gender is never revealed, and neither is the victim's, the only thing known is that they're the same gender, making it a homosexual relationship.

Jack and their victim, now couple, get married by civil process and get a honeymoon. At some time in their relationship (maybe marriage) they make a friend who was played by Johnny Knoxville with a fungus "Ochako Uraraka" blonde type of hairstyle. I didn't have much time to know their friend, because I woke up shortly after their introduction and memory about their first kiss.

This time I woke up in confusion wondering what the hell did I just dream.